Kingdom Come — Jay-Z

Jay-Z came out of retirement for this? After The Black Album's perfect farewell, Hov returned with an album full of champagne-lifestyle bragging over lukewarm Swizz Beatz and Just Blaze beats that sounded like B-sides. It sold 680,000 copies in week one purely on goodwill and has been systematically ignored by Jay-Z himself on every tour since. Even the title aged badly — it was not, in fact, a kingdom come moment.