Heartbreak on a Full Moon — Chris Brown

With 45 tracks spanning 158 minutes, Heartbreak on a Full Moon isn't an album — it's a stamina test. Chris Brown released this behemoth in 2017, and it went platinum purely because streaming services count any 30-second skip as a play, a loophole that exposes the flaws in the streaming economy more than any musical merit. Avoiding this album is not just sensible, but also necessary: at 0.68 tracks per minute, it is more than twice as padded as #9 The Big Day, which clocks 22 songs in 76 minutes. That density difference means Heartbreak demands 82 more minutes of your life for a larger volume of forgettable R&B.