Dunkaroos

Betty Crocker's 1992 Dunkaroos—kangaroo-branded cookies with a separate frosting dip—was the perfect cafeteria snack, scientifically optimized for maximum joy with a frosting-to-cookie ratio that delivered 2.5 grams of rainbow sprinkles per serving. This snack outperforms #4 Jell-O Pudding Pops by combining the dunking experience with superior portability, and it’s faster to consume than the average 90s sweet treat. Discontinued in the US in 2012, it became a black-market commodity imported from Canada for $10 a pack. General Mills revived it in 2020, but the original vanilla cookies-and-sprinkles combo remains unmatched.