Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt Energy Drink

Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt Energy Drink achieved the rare feat of insulting multiple cultures while tasting universally awful. Flavors like Cherry Charge and Asian Experience—a name criticized as offensive—failed to gain traction, with initial production of 500,000 cans yielding less than 5% sold. Compared to #4 Kanye West's Donda Academy, which at least had a clear mission (however flawed), Lightning Bolt pleased no one, making it cheaper per can than typical energy drinks but valued at zero for reputation damage.