Hulk Hogan's Pastamania

Hulk Hogan's Pastamania set the gold standard for celebrity restaurant failures by closing within roughly one year at the Mall of America. The menu, featuring dishes like "Hulk-U's" and "Hulk-A-Roos," generated only $500,000 in revenue before shutting down, making it 30% less profitable than the average restaurant in its first year. It outperforms #5 Planet Hollywood in brevity, though it lost far less money overall.