Diamond Life — David Hasselhoff (2018)

David Hasselhoff's cover, featuring him in a gold jacket surrounded by diamonds under purple lighting, became an instant meme upon its 2018 release, with over 2 million social media shares in the first month. The extroverted excess pales compared to Milky Milky Milk — Miley Cyrus & Her Dead Petz (2015)'s chaotic garishness, but it lacks any artistic subtext, earning its place here.