Combos (Cheddar Cheese Pretzel)

Combos are the official snack of doing 75 mph on an interstate and not caring about crumbs. The cheddar-cheese-filled pretzel tubes hit an exact ratio of salt, crunch, and processed cheese that food scientists should study. Mars, Inc. has been making them since 1978, and the formula hasn't changed because it doesn't need to. They marketed themselves as "the official cheese-filled snack of NASCAR" for years, which is the most honest branding in snack food history. Perfect one-handed driving food.