David & Victoria Beckham ($850 Million)

David & Victoria Beckham command a combined $850 million, richer than Samoa's GDP of $860 million. David contributes $450 million from Inter Miami ownership, a Diageo whisky deal, Tudor watches, and Instagram's most lucrative athlete brand deals; Victoria adds $400 million through her now-profitable fashion label and the family's Brand Holdings. Inter Miami's value surged from $600M to $1B+ after David orchestrated Messi's arrival. The Netflix documentary generated 44 million viewing hours in its first week, while Victoria's fashion line achieved profitability after 15 years—30% slower than the typical rival's path to profit.