Rainforest Cafe

Rainforest Cafe traps you with animatronic jungle spectacle, but the food is a reheated disappointment. A single kids' meal costs $16.95, yet tastes indistinguishable from frozen, mass-produced alternatives available at grocery stores for 70% less. Though louder than Planet Hollywood, the audio-animatronic thrills cannot mask the microwaved chicken tenders and soggy vegetables. Adults who dine here rarely return without children, and the average entrée carries a 15% markup over chain competitors like the Cheesecake Factory. This 3.2-star rated attraction proves that lighting and noise cannot substitute for a meal that respects the palate.