Ed Sheeran — Mathematics Tour ($890 Million)

Ed Sheeran's Mathematics Tour grossed $890 million with just one man, a loop pedal, and a guitar—no band, dancers, or elaborate sets. Performing to 60,000+ fans per show, he built songs layer by layer live over 148 shows across five continents, with tickets averaging $100-250, making it the most affordable major tour of the 2020s. This data proves that a ginger with an acoustic guitar can command nearly a billion dollars, inspiring awe or cementing the simulation's glitch.