Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Zlatan refers to himself in the third person and once said "I came like a king, left like a legend" after leaving PSG. His autobiography is titled "I Am Zlatan" because of course it is. He's scored 570+ career goals across Ajax, Juventus, Inter, Barcelona, Milan, PSG, Manchester United, and LA Galaxy — but the quotes are what people remember. "One thing is for sure, a World Cup without me is nothing to watch." Sweden didn't qualify. He said it anyway.