Dillon Danis

The undisputed king of the talk-to-fight ratio. Danis is a legitimate BJJ black belt under Marcelo Garcia and a training partner of Conor McGregor, but his actual MMA record is 2-0 in Bellator — two fights in seven years. Meanwhile, he's been in more Twitter beefs than UFC events, most notably trolling Logan Paul's fiancee so relentlessly before their boxing match that it became the entire storyline. He lost that fight too. Danis talks like a champion and competes like a hobbyist.