A Gopher Meets a Crab

A humorous story titled 'A Gopher Meets a Crab' barely scrapes by with 15 points and 2 comments, a strange outlier that probably got enough early upvotes to hit the front page briefly. It describes a literal turf war between a gopher and a hermit crab on a Pacific island, generating 400 words of absurdity. This is 97% fewer points than #6's lucid dreaming study, and its comment count is the lowest on the entire list.